alright so im gonna talk about some funny things that happened this week. First things first we have this super awesome member whos son were working with i've talked about him before his name is pable but the moms name is mercedes and shes awesome one day while we were having dinner at their house we were walking to the door and coco the crazy pitbull got lose and like charged at us and mercedes just like puts her mate on the ground and just like grabs coco and like picks him up and like throws him on the ground and drags him back to the chain and rechains him up. shes like 65. and then the other cool thing that happened this week was i started a war with the spiders of Uruguay we had a service project the other day and when we got home i took a shower and while i was walking a cross the bathroom to get my towel i walked past sink and i watched this silver dollar sized spider crawl out of the drain in the sink and i was like fight of flight mode engage! like hey dude this is y dojo so i i punched at him not hitting him thinking it would run away, but he charged at me and i was like okay mr spider lets dance! mano y mano so i throwing punches left and right (im unarmed and unclothed flipping old school style) and this spider is literally made out of lighting or something just dodging everything im thorwing at him but then i see an opening and i knick him in the leg and he starts to retreat but i threw down the gauntlet and he excepted this fight and this was a fight to the death and i wasnt going to let him come in to my dojo and walk away! so i charge up one final punch and i predict it and i sent my fist flying at the drain and my fist connected with its target like i was luke flipping skywalker dude no targeting system dude just fallowing the force (spirit) and i sent that spider on its way to the millenium the spider exploded and there were spider legs all over the sink. that was my week in a shell nut.
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